It is with enthusiasm and interest that I am writing as an applicant for your current posting for a fifth grade classroom teacher for the school year at Maple Ridge Elementary School in the Prairie Valley School District.
It lists examples of traits common to teachers and explains why they would be desirable to men. It is easy enough to date a girl who teaches. You can buy her anything but please spare her with coffee mugs; she has lots from her students.
I read the post, then immediately began writing my own version. Friends, I give you: She's cute, fun, and when you ask her what she does for a living, she replies, smiling, "I'm a teacher. You might even picture stock images of teachers, laughing as they point to vowels in a workbook, or smiling triumphantly as little Johnny correctly identifies Macedonia on a map of the world.
You think about movies and TV shows you've seen where teachers like Hilary Swank, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Zooey Deschanel charm the socks off their students, overcome seemingly insurmountable odds, and manage to do it all while looking awesome.
Well, I'm here to tell you to snap out of it. Here's what you're really in for. She will speak to you as if you're a student when you're wrong in an argument and probably if you're right, too.
She's highly trained in the art of keeping her cool in an argument, and one of those ways of keeping cool is delivering some of the most mind-blowingly annoying one-liners on the planet. She will go hours without responding to your telecommunication attempts, often without explanation.
If you're one of those people who expects to hear back when you text or call someone, you should probably steer clear of teachers.
I know that personally, from about She has a near-perfect BS detector. You will get away with nothing. You thought PMS was bad?
She will bring home every strain of every airborne disease within a mile radius. Hope your immune system's perfect. I just graded persuasive essays in one weekend. They just put my childhood dog down. Look at these literary analyses they turned in.
Five weeks on this unit and they still can't come up with a decent thesis! And if she is available, she will only want to watch a mindless movie at home in perfect silence.
Fellas, let me save you some trouble. If you're in a bar and you see a woman in flats and a cardigan with an oversized shoulder tote asking about discounts, stay away.Office of Careers and Professional Development Institute for Music Leadership Eastman School of Music Miller Center 25 Gibbs Street Rochester, NY Blogging: One Teacher's Experience Want to hear how blogging really works?
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